What I’m Made Of

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For those of you who would like to know a little more about me, here you go:

I am

1 cup Swedish
1 tablespoon sensitivity
250gr straight up or to taste
2 cups of wildness
Big handful of mischief
1 cup of impulsiveness
1 cup self control
3 cups love for dogs
4 cups love for friends
1 tablespoon innovation
1 tablespoon motivation
2 cups competitiveness
150 gr of wit
450gr intellectual
1 teaspoon egotistical
a drop of charm
a big dash of sweetness
150 liters of love (liquid format)
a dash of crankiness
a big sprinkle of impatience
1 teaspoon of laziness (finely chopped)
10 cups desires
500gr high aspirations
5 cups optimism
1 part young lady
2 parts big kid
a dash of spice
a sprinkle of sugar
a whole lot of luck

step 1: combine all ingredients until well blended.
step 2: Let rest overnight
step 3: Serve warm or cold, as an appetizer, main course, or just a little snack.

GENERAL WARNING:

-NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, MIXTURE MAY BE A LITTLE SPICY!

- MAY CAUSE INCREASED HEART RATE, DIZZINESS AND/OR MEMORY LOSS

No need to refrigerate
No expiration date.

Enjoy with your favorite glass of wine!

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